Yo! Man bun! If it makes you feel cool, you rock that topknot like a bad guy in a Saturday afternoon episode of “Kung Fu,” man. Bodaciously curvy momma in horizontal stripes? If you work that black-and-yellow-black-and-yellow combo, you can hover your fine self from flower to flower and keep the hive alive. Brother in the goatee and cargo shorts? Yeah, NOW I’m gettin’ close to hittin’ some tender spots. If you get the slow nod from the guy in the mirror when you sport those functional culottes and yer pudding ring, don’t let ANYBODY harsh your choices. Sometimes you’ve just gotta do what makes you feel 112%, regardless of what Cosmo, or GQ, or any of those other folks are tellin’ you. Get out there and OWN it. Love y’all.