Day 19: I’m grateful for women. They’re the better-lookin’, sweeter-smellin’, and, for the most part, more emotionally honest half of the population on the planet. I think they catch a lot of bad press for being difficult to figure out, ‘specially by the menfolk, but they’re not that complicated—shut up and listen (and sometimes it takes a minute), don’t try to FIX everything, show up with presents and be ready to hold onto ‘em for a while. No cloud of mystery around that. And when she wraps those cool little hands around the back of your neck to make sure you can’t get away while she’s takin’ her time showing you how much she enjoys your company, that’s GOT-ta be one of the best feelings in the world. Thank you, Lord, for your blessings on me.